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Stop Motion

by eHalcyon

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 22 - Oct 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 21
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I Second That Stop-Motion

Gold-Medal Winner of Derby #55b: Derbylympics, 2nd Event – Oxymorons, with 484 votes! Let’s also hear it for riffmaster18 (silver and bronze)!

This ancient stoner named Zeno came up with this mind-blowing paradox one night sitting around watching Antigone reruns with his broheims: to get anywhere, first you gotta get halfway there, right? But you gotta get halfway to halfway first, see what I’m saying? And like halfway to that, and halfway to that…you could go on forever, man. And you’d never really get anywhere. So, like, check this out: none of us can actually ever get anywhere, ever. Whoa. Then they moved on to discussing what color farts are.

Anyway, this falling turtle proves that the Zenomeister should’ve stopped partying after the tenth hit. Because it’s going somewhere: out of our warehouse and onto your back.

This shirt was designed by: gold-medal Derbylympian eHalcyon, who’s like a cross between Michael Phelps and Shawn Johnson, but with mad Illustrator skillz.

Wear this shirt: on St. Patrick’s Day, because it’s got just enough green to keep you from being pinched without decking yourself out like a leprechaun.

Don’t wear this shirt: because you think it’ll make the other boys and girls like you. If they care about something silly like that, they’re not really your friends anyway.

This shirt tells the world: “See how this shirt is, like, a total oxymoron? Oh, you don’t? Darn. I was kinda hoping you’d explain it to me.”

We call this color: Navy Intelligence.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Stop Motion by eHalcyon
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.