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Swept Away

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 06 - Oct 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 04
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

We Can't Steer!

1st place in Derby #256: Lost In A Good Book, with 850 votes!  

Come all ye young pirates that fly through the air,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
It's terrifying please save me from here,
Will a high pressure system blow this thing down? 

Aboard the Rishadan Airship I first served my time,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
I was sick the whole cruise and didn't earn a dime.
Will a BB gun pellet blow this thing down?

We're landsman and sailors but all afraid to fall,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
Watch out for that mountain it's a mile tall.
Maybe its ragged peak will blow this thing down.

To larboard and starboard I get vertigo,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
The sandwich I ate just went out the window,
Oh, no, this thing is going down. 

Wear this shirt: in your imagination

Don't wear this shirt: among the illiterate throng

This shirt tells the world: "I read at a tech-fantasy level."

We call this color: Bad, Bad Leeward Brown 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 16.553s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Swept Away by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.