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Tall Pipes

by Jeffery Calvert

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Strange Visitors From South Florida

What are these things? Aliens from the watering-can planet? Beatnik junkyard statuary? Whiffle golems? We don’t know, but we’re charmed all the same. At least until we find out they’re spelling out a heiroglyphic insult about our momma.

Trivia! Those of you who are curious about our editorial process may be interested to learn that in an earlier version of this design, some of these pipe-people were endowed with reproductive plumbing! (Those of you who are curious about the facts of life among the pipe-people will be disappointed to learn they’ve all since been neutered.)

This shirt was designed by: Jeffery Calvert who, along with his wife Suzanne, runs a small t-shirt printing business out of the Calvert family apartment in South Florida. Email him here and ask about their “Tall Pines” line for adults and “Pinecone” tees for kids. And tell ‘em we sent you!

Wear this shirt: during your weekly “Waterworks” gaming sessions.

Don’t wear this shirt: too small; that look really only works on younger, fitter types than you. No offense.

This shirt tells the world: “Keith Haring went to Wackyland, and all I got was this t-shirt.”

We call this color: Asphalt As We Wanna Be

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 11% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tall Pipes by Jeffery Calvert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.