Tea!

by rogerrogerroger

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Brown

Style Tee

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Jitters, you say? Really? How unbecoming.

1st place in Derby #193: Catchy Slogans for Everyday Products, with 1168 votes!

Juan old boy! So long since our last meeting. Good to see you! Please, come into the parlour. I was just about to regale our guests here with tales of my most recent expedition to the dark, wild jungles of South America!

We had happened across some locals far more pleasant than any we’d previously encountered. Their legends were similar to those I’d heard which had led me to the heart of the murderous jungle in the first place. Yes old chaps: I was hunting the dread beast yerba maté.

I stalked my quarry through trees 15 meters tall, keeping low to the ground so as not to disturb the brute. I happened upon a clearing filled with them! Evergreen serrated leaves, small greenish-white flowers, red drupe fruit, it could only be the maté. I readied my rifle and took aim.

The rest, as they say, is history. Another three months and I was back here in merry old England having the leaves mounted on my wall. Truly it’s a testament to British heroism!

Oh, of course. I’m sorry, Juan. Please. We’re all rapt with attention waiting for another tale of you riding around Peru on your donkey.

Wear this shirt: While sipping your sleepytime tea before bed.

Don’t wear this shirt: Into a Starbucks.

This shirt tells the world: “The important thing about having class is making sure everyone knows you do.”

We call this color: Leafy Brown Goodness

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 26.000s

First Sucker:: questionmarc

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 26.000s

First Sucker:: questionmarc

Last Wooter to Woot:: MargretStark

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
96% second woot
4% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

11% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
21% one year old
64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
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