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Teacher Talks Funny

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 22 - Dec 24
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Get that teacher on the horn

1st place in Derby #212: Back to School, with 813 votes!

It’s a medical condition, okay? Trombocal Chords. Look it up on WebMD if you want, but the gist of it is my vocal chords developed in such a way that they can only produce audible sound with the aid of a doctor prescribed trombone. You’d think that the kids I teach would be the rudest about it, but they’re actually pretty understanding. It’s everyone else that I have a problem with.

I mean, I’ll try to do a one-on-one tutoring session in the library at school, and the librarian will always mumble something about “going back to the music room” where I belong. Then, on Friday, after a long week at the chalk board, I’ll go to the bar, sit down, try to order a drink, and the bartender will say, “Sorry lady, we already got a band booked for the evening.” Or I’ll be out walking on the street, and I’ll try to ask people for directions and they’ll just toss change at me. It’s absolutely miserable, I tell you!

One day, I hope that scientists can build medical trombones that are softer and clearer, or better yet, develop a surgical procedure to repair Trombocal Chords, eliminating the need for a medical trombone altogether. But until then, please be understanding.

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We call this color: the exact hue of the Great… Lemon?

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Teacher Talks Funny by ApeLad
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