Come on now.

Maybe you’ll find it difficult to believe, but there ARE people on our planet who haven’t seen “Too Many Cooks.” That’s right: Some of us have been too busy* to stop everything we were doing and watch a bunch of frivolous nonsense but now some of us HAVE TO WRITE A SERIES OF JOKES ABOUT A COUPLE OF T-SHIRTS BASED ON A VIRAL VIDEO.

You know what? No. It’s a MATTER OF PRINCIPLE now.

This is madness. People are writing serious analyses about the video. Essays. Terrifying fanfic. TIME AND DISPOSABLE INCOME are being used on this ridiculous thing.

Are you gonna buy one of these? LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, JEREMY. The video games, the television shows, the movies … these make sense, they have some lasting relevance. This? This is gonna get packed away in a box in your mind's attic snuggled up next to The Rent is Too Damn High.

Look at all the awesome stuff ApeLad has created over the years. Genius. He took a stand against cauliflower when nobody else had the guts. That’s a sentiment that will always be popular, you know?

Maybe certain writers are gonna be branded as sticks-in-the-mud for this frantic but awesomely-crafted tirade. It’s probably true. But this mudstick has had enough. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD? I’m gonna take a ragenap.

*by “too busy” we mean “got distracted by beer and forgot until now”

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