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Thanks, "Science"

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 02 - Jul 05
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 01
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

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What has science really given us? Beside that. 

Sure, science has given us crops that yield twice as much food per acre, averting the looming food crisis of the 1970s. But have you ever ordered a huge meal at the Cheesecake Factory, eaten way too much of it, and felt terrible both physically and emotionally for the rest of the night? What have you done about that, science?

And sure, science gave us lithium-ion batteries, which ushered in the mobile revolution in computing and allowed for hybrid cars. But how annoying is it when you're having lunch with your friend and they keep glancing down at their phones? Thanks a lot, science.

Well sure, modern medicine has almost doubled life expectancy in developed countries, but have you seen what it's like to get old? It's the worst. So when you're frittering away your final lonely years in a nursing home, you'll know whom to thank: Science.

What's that? Doctors recently cured a baby born with HIV? Huh. Well, yeah, but…OK, there's no downside to that. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SCIENCE. Hope you're happy.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 58.442s
First Sucker:
yonsonracing
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Thanks, "Science" by kevlar51
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.