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That´s one small step…

by a.mar.illo

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 22 - Oct 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 21
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Don’t Tread On Meep

2nd place in Derby #146: Eyewitness History, with 747 votes!

Don’t get me started on those moon-booted thugs trampling our lunar landscape! Man, the last one was… what, 1972? And I’m still riled.

It’s like: Yeah, good for you that you found a nice place for your flag. But did you ever think that spot you picked might be some Moonman’s front yard? No. No, you did not think that.

Any one of us could have hepped those flat-topped yahoos to the local etiquette—you know, if they’d taken the time to stop and say hello to the welcome committee. But apparently Earth men say “hello” with the bottom of their boot-heels. Barbarians! Now we’ve got unsightly footprints and buggy treadmarks all over the village. In case you didn’t realize, it takes forEVer for those to fade around here. We don’t exactly get a lot of rain.

Yeah, and by the way, they could have at least PRETENDED to look for their golf balls. Obnoxious.

Wear this shirt: when giant steps are what you take, in hopes your legs don’t break.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the Moon. You’re going to want layers up there. And some of them should be your Integrated Thermal Micrometeoroid Garment. It’s not really a t-shirt kind of place.

This shirt tells the world: “Join NASA: Travel to distant celestial bodies, meet alien species, and squoosh them.”

We call this color: Heather Graylien

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 24.000s
First Sucker:
tofuseizure
Last Wooter to Woot:
Zanno18

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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That´s one small step… by a.mar.illo
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.