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The aVEGers!

by Wenceslao Almazan

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We’re not a team. We’re a garden salad.

Meanwhile, at a writer’s summit meeting, several creators and a power mad editor-in-chief plot the destruction of the Last Bit Of Joy Anyone Feels For Their Characters…

OH, I get it now! So Cap is a “Skruit!” Oh man, that’s good, Brian. That’s really good. And you’ll be able to draw it out for six to eight issues by having the characters do nothing but talk in that cute, multiple word balloon thing you like to do? Genius!

So let’s review: Peter’s wife is going to make another deal with the devil, this time with Meph… I mean, “Meat-phisto”... that changes the entire universe into anthropomorphic food items, but she’s the only one who remembers. Kieron, you’ll take care of the Chef-Men. Jonathon, you can have the Fresh-Tastic Four. Zeb, you and the rest of the boys will pick up all the stuff people only buy out of habit. Well, everyone except you, Matt. You’re still on time-out after that last crossover of yours. And in a pinch, someone flies to Britain and pokes Ellis with a stick until that person is beaten to death or Ellis writes something quick, gritty, and with not-so-subtle superhero commentary thrown in.

We do this for a couple months, make a big deal about how it “changes everything forever,” and then have it all change back to normal via, I don’t know, “Dr. Strawberry” sneezing wrong or something before the big summer movie comes out.

What the heck, let’s give it a shot. It can’t be any worse than Fear Itself, right? Sorry, Matt, I don’t mean to rub it in.

Wear this shirt: when the one you’ve been wearing is shredded due to a horrible side effect of gamma radiation exposure.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer The Justice Legumes.

This shirt tells the world: “Not only am I a nerd, I am also a card carrying member of the Clean Plate Club.”

We call this color: *Ed. Note: Tony Kicked His Fruit Juice Addiction Black in Iron Pepper #128.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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The aVEGers! by Wenceslao Almazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.