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The Aviator

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 26 - Mar 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

For a second there, I thought it was the Flying Nun

1st place in Derby #92: Steampunk, with 1691 votes!

To hear R. Kelly tell it, all that’s required for flight is “belief.” Fiddle-faddle and crumble-cake! What a viscous wad of phlegm-flagm! To break gravity’s bonds, one must spend long hours toiling at research and development! One must calculate thrust and drag! One must scour the market-places for exotic chemical components! One must conquer chemistry, master metallurgy, and develop a facility with physics!

If simple “belief” were all that were required—belief that one could “touch the sky”—why, every cubic foot of domestic airspace would be jammed with delusional, drunken hoboes! Every Wally Wing-nut and Gerhard Schnobble would be flitting about like so many titmice!

No, it takes much more than simply believing. It takes discipline! Expertise! Diligence!

Also, it takes special pants, which are resistant to high temperatures on the outside, and resistant to… shall we say… “the physiological response to dangerous experimental flight” on the inside.

Wear this shirt: to keep your jet-pack shoulder-straps from chafing bare skin.

Don’t wear this shirt: during your arrest on COPS. For one thing, we don’t need that kind of publicity. For another thing, the dress code for arrestees on COPS is no shirt.

This shirt tells the world: “I think about it every night and day.”

We call this color: Black To The Drawing Board

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
auggie24
Last Wooter to Woot:
lostmimic

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Aviator by jamescho84
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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