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The Best Thing Since

by Riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 05 - Oct 06
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 02
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Sorry About Those Toothmarks In Your Hand, Gang

1st place in Derby #24: (Inventions), with 537 votes!

We’ve poured out the kool-aid, locked the closet door, and told Aunt Edna we don’t want another bite of her delightful mushroom gravy. So what’s left? Only the second greatest invention the world has ever seen. Imagine the sad world of 1927, where nannies had to spread peanut butter on hard rolls at lunchtime and it was impossible to make a proper grilled cheese. Where Texas Toast was still a thing from the comic pages and flatbread was an abomination from the Ori-ent. Praise to you both, Otto Frederick Rohwedder and Gustav Papendick! You truly were the architects of modern lunchtime.

Wear this shirt: when you’re remembering that time in the ‘7’0’s’ when you found her diary underneath a tree, and started reading about me.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re taken back in time to World War Two. There was a ban on sliced bread. Remember when your mom said you’d never learn anything on shirt.woot, 07amjame?

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t have any wheat allergies at all!”

We call this color: Brown Was Actually A Color Before Firefly You Know

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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The Best Thing Since by Riffmaster18
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.