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The Best Thing Since

by Riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 22 - Jul 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Sorry About Those Toothmarks In Your Hand, Gang

1st place in Derby #24: (Inventions), with 537 votes!

We’ve poured out the kool-aid, locked the closet door, and told Aunt Edna we don’t want another bite of her delightful mushroom gravy. So what’s left? Only the second greatest invention the world has ever seen. Imagine the sad world of 1927, where nannies had to spread peanut butter on hard rolls at lunchtime and it was impossible to make a proper grilled cheese. Where Texas Toast was still a thing from the comic pages and flatbread was an abomination from the Ori-ent. Praise to you both, Otto Frederick Rohwedder and Gustav Papendick! You truly were the architects of modern lunchtime.

Wear this shirt: when you’re remembering that time in the ‘7’0’s’ when you found her diary underneath a tree, and started reading about me.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re taken back in time to World War Two. There was a ban on sliced bread. Remember when your mom said you’d never learn anything on shirt.woot, 07amjame?

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t have any wheat allergies at all!”

We call this color: Brown Was Actually A Color Before Firefly You Know

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
Cymbalta
Last Wooter to Woot:
drsparc

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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The Best Thing Since by Riffmaster18
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.