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The Black Hole

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Blame It On The Black Star

2nd place in Derby #158: Physics, with 1003 votes!

When you’re hungry, truly hungry, it’s all you can think about. Your hunger becomes an idea so dense that nothing can escape. Couches look like ice cream. Cars look like steaks. Your best friend suddenly turns into a talking carrot. Yeah, that’s kinda awesome to see, but who can you tell? You can’t tell anybody because you’re too busy salting him and drooling like in the cartoons.

Hunger is a singularity that cannot be escaped. But c’mon, there’s no need to overdo it. At least pass on the Hawking radiation, they’re nothing but empty calories. That stuff’ll kill you.

Wear this shirt: when you go see Tron: Legacy. The people who get it will be very impressed. And the people who don’t, don’t matter.

Don’t wear this shirt: without first writing down your mass, charge, and angular momentum. It’ll really save somebody an awful lot of work later on.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t think you’re aware of the gravity of this situation.”

We call this color: Navy Shift

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.000s
First Sucker:
FreaknSweet
Last Wooter to Woot:
dcox1986

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Black Hole by patrickspens
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