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The Carpal Tunnelizer

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Remember When They Used To Say Defender Had Too Many Buttons

There comes a point when “fun” is no longer fun. Some gentle threshold beyond which people start saying “learning curve” and “man hours” and begin importing controllers from foreign countries, where it goes from “wow, I want to learn that combo” to “how do I even pick that thing up”. This is the line that all men must choose whether or not to cross, the decision that only they can make. Do they move out of the house, learn a trade, and take a wife? Or do they make damn sure that no man can beat their M. Bison in head-to-head combat? Like the warrior monks of old, it is a calling only few can heed, but those that heed it, heed mercilessly.

This shirt was designed by: ApeLad, the man behind the ahem rediscovery of the ancient art of lolcats. Really. Also we hope he digs the word “heed”.

Wear this shirt: when you go to the arcade. And if you actually have an arcade near you, please let us know. We miss them.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re trying to pick up supermodels. They’ll take it as a challenge, and it’s a little known fact that supermodels are among the top video game players in the world. Even now, after all these years, Kathy Ireland still holds the world record for Joust.

This shirt tells the world: “That’s no moon.”

We call this color: Red The Walkthrough

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 23.000s
First Sucker:
napoleon
Last Wooter to Woot:
dawdlingidiot

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Carpal Tunnelizer by ApeLad
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.