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The Choice Was Not Hard

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 17
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Well, First I’d Have To Know Exactly How Cool

1st place in Derby #58: Work, with 856 votes!

He thought he had it all. Riches beyond his imaginings. The adulation of millions. Widespread acknowledgement of his mastery in his field. Then why couldn’t he sleep? Why did he never feel at ease? Why did he feel like something was missing? More and more, he found himself daydreaming of childhood. The room around him would fade away and he’d feel transported back to his favorite waterslide. The water splashing around him, the breeze in his hair, the laughter of his friends – in all the years since, with all of his success, he’d never felt so fulfilled, so at peace.

So he used some of his money to build one exactly like it and lived happily ever after. The End.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant BootsBoots, who could really make something of himself if he’d get off that waterslide and get some work done.

Wear this shirt: if you’re too shy to let everybody else see your bare torso.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a job interview. Unless it’s to work at a water slide. Or Woot.

This shirt tells the world: “Let’s go again. Let’s go again.”

We call this color: Unfortunately For Our Writers, Waterslides Have Nothing To Do With Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
carina83
Last Wooter to Woot:
aajusr

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Choice Was Not Hard by BootsBoots
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.