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The Cycle of Life

by Wotto

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 26 - Feb 28
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Three Faces Of Steve

We are four dimensional creatures. Did you know that? We are. We move slowly forward, changing from helpless child to useful adult to annoying old person that wants to pay in change for some reason NO I don’t want to see your PICTURES just GOD JUST GO OLD PERSON OKAY

Man, ghost and zombie. Flinstone, Kramden and Jetson. The Wall, The Final Cut and The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking. Just one idea that won’t let go, expressed in a different way, over time. Maybe that’s the secret to immortality. Not knowing when to quit.

This shirt was designed by: the man known as Wotto. He owns wotto.co.uk, which means he’ll probably be happy that we have international shipping. You can also enjoy the Wottonomy at his shirt blog and his online store. And we’re about 74% sure he isn’t Jack the Ripper.

Wear this shirt: to a dead man’s party. But remember not to ask for more.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a lifeguard. It doesn’t really inspire confidence.

This shirt tells the world: “What walks on two legs in the morning, sort of hovers eerily in the evening and drags itself from the earth by vengeful fingertips at night?”

We call this color: A drunk became a zombie/and he wasn’t really mean/He smelled just slightly less embalmed/though his skin was Kelly Green

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s
First Sucker:
zombie5011
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 12% first woot
  • 10% second woot
  • 36% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 18% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Cycle of Life by Wotto
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.