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The Dragon Maker

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 29 - Jul 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

it's easier than you think

1st place in Derby #476 Animal Mechanicals with 187 votes!

HOW TO MAKE A DRAGON

-Buy dragon mix from your local dragon purveyor. Choose your favorite flavor of dragon. We enjoy the green flavored dragons.

-Sprinkle dragon mix in potting soil. Cover lightly. Keep in mind the soil must be enchanted soil. You can get enchanted soil from your local magic forest or Amazon.

-Stir regularly with the Spoon of Wisdom. There is only one Spoon of Wisdom, so you have to get on the waitlist to rent it.

-To get on the waitlist to rent the Spoon of Wisdom, you must strike a deal with the Spoon Crone.

-To strike a deal with the Spoon Crone, you’ll need to enroll in a required online negotiation course called “Advanced Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies.”

-To register for “Advanced Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies,” you’ll need to successfully pass its prerequisite course: “Basic Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies.”

-To enroll in “Basic Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies,” you’ll need to obtain a letter of recommendation from the Owl of Utmost Scrutiny.

-To obtain a letter of recommendation from the Owl of Utmost Scrutiny, you’ll need to pass an inspection by the Dragon Protection Service.

-To pass the Dragon Protection Service inspection, you’ll need to have your own certified handmade dragon.

-Wait.

-Oh. We see it now.

-Ok this is why nobody has dragons.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 30.555s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Dragon Maker by Patrickspens
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