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The Early Worm Gets the Bird

by Jim Gray, DBA Rocket Raccoon

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The Worm Has Turned

GREEN MEADOW (TWT) – This normally quiet bird community is racked with anxiety and fear after the disappearances of some 17 residents over the last two weeks. Authorities say they believe the disappearances are related.

“The turned soil, the blood, the feathers,” said Lt. Ava Ornis of the Green Meadow Sky Patrol. “These crimes clearly fit a pattern. We’re up against someone who is very smart, and very hard to catch.”

The fact that the disappeared were all last seen near wormholes has some residents fearing the local worm population.

“We’ve been eating them for so long,” said a frightened mother of six, who declined to give her name. “Would you be surprised if they wanted vengeance? My kids are afraid to walk on the ground.”

“Yes, I’m scared. Very scared,” said Jay Robins, a construction bird working at a large nest site near the pond. “I think somebody needs to go down into those holes and knock a few heads until they get to the bottom of all this. That’s the only language these worm bastards understand.”

But officials warned the public not to jump to conclusions.

“We’re doing all we can to find and, we hope, eat the perpetrators of these crimes,” Lt. Ornis said. “But until then, we remind our fellow birds not to fear the worms. There’s just no way any worm could be smart enough to kill birds.”

This shirt was designed by: designer/illustrator/photographer/Canadian Jim Gray, DBA Rocket Raccoon. He once grew a handlebar mustache on a dare, so don’t come at him unless you’re ready to get rough.

Wear this shirt: to give your invertebrate enemies an inflated sense of their own power.

Don’t wear this shirt: if real carnivorous worms start attacking surface creatures. Then it won’t seem so cute.

This shirt tells the world: “Mess with the geek, you get the steel-jaw trap.”

We call this color: The Hunter Becomes The Brown.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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The Early Worm Gets the Bird by Jim Gray, DBA Rocket Raccoon
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