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The Greasy Grasp Of God

by Will Guy aka goopymart

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
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Waiter, There’s A Spider In My Taco

Taco stand
Taco stand
Food you can eat with your hand
Have some beef, have some cheese
Maybe hot sauce if you please
Look out!
And find us a taco stand!

Are they good?
Listen, bud
If you hate tacos your name is mud
Not burritos to be sure
But tacos still have their allure
Hey there
I see a taco stand

You can get it with rice
You can get it with beans
Sometimes meat might be nice
Cheap ones crack at the seams

Taco stand
Taco stand
Friendly neighborhood taco stand
Give a cheer
Shout hooray
You got lunch plans for the day

You see
Be it a cart or building
To serve you they’re always willing
There at the taco stand!

This shirt was designed by: Will Guy aka goopymart, who also brought us Sea Chimp and Man-Boy. He spent his whole advance on corn dogs. We were going to schedule an intervention but then he gave us a couple of our own. He’s so nice.

Wear this shirt: under a bib, because tacos can be messy and you would not want to get it all messy.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you go to buy a cot. It will only confuse them, and it’s hard working being a cot salesman. Especially in this day and age. The digital cot market is ruining the once-mighty cot industry.

This shirt tells the world: “I have complex feelings regarding the interplay between the immigration issue and the obesity epidemic.”

We call this color: White Spats And Lots Of Dollars.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Greasy Grasp Of God by Will Guy aka goopymart
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.