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The Internet is Never Wrong!!!

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 12
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1st place in Derby #514: Terrible Advice with 170 votes!

“Tiddles, do you really think this is a good idea?”

“Listen, Dr. Muckinfuzz, I am fulfilling a lifelong dream. I don’t care what the risk is.”

“But -“

“Mucky, remember all those long kittenhood hours we spent leaping from the top bookshelf? Remember the thrill - the unfettered exhilaration - as the wind ruffled our cottony kitten fur? How it felt to defy gravity, even if only for an instant? Don’t you long for that sensation?”

“It is a wonderful feeling, Tiddles. However -“

“. . .our lives are spent inches from the filthy ground. I want the billowing freedom of a breeze. I want to soar.”

“But you’re really drunk right now, Tiddles.”

“This is all I’ve ever wanted, Dr. Muckinfuzz. Now, take the lighter and set alight this fuse that will - SSSSSSH. Wait. That sound. Was that a can opening?”

“I smell salmon loaf.”

“Let’s put in a pin in glory.”

“The weather’s crap today anyway.”

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.001s
First Sucker:
bwdsmart
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter156572423

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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The Internet is Never Wrong!!! by Patrickspens
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