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The Land of Lost Socks

by Jesse Lefkowitz

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 21 - Feb 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 21
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I Wanna Sock With You (All Night)

Clean socks? Kid, there’s a whole world full of clean socks! Sit here beside my hobo camp and I’ll sing you a song about it.

At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
Lost socks have fun all day
The water’s warm, they never shrink
On great big slides they play

At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
The sun has little hands
There’s a black hole too
That they come through
And they even put a couple of horns on one or two
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain

At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
The trees are made of yarn
There’s a giant argyle monster
But he don’t mean no harm

At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
All button eyes are free
No one is torn or inside out
And everybody has a extra fake account
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain

Wear this shirt: because if you don’t, it might wind up in the laundry, and that might stir up some crazy ideas among your socks. This is the sort of thing that can incite a rebellion.

Don’t wear this shirt: with stockings. Wait, that actually sounds kinda hot. Forget we said anything.

This shirt tells the world: “Sock it to me!”

We call this color: Lemon-Scented Fabric Softener

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
mudkiep
Last Wooter to Woot:
aregensb

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Land of Lost Socks by Jesse Lefkowitz
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.