The Land of Lost Socks
by Jesse Lefkowitz
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At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
Lost socks have fun all day
The water’s warm, they never shrink
On great big slides they play
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
The sun has little hands
There’s a black hole too
That they come through
And they even put a couple of horns on one or two
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
The trees are made of yarn
There’s a giant argyle monster
But he don’t mean no harm
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
All button eyes are free
No one is torn or inside out
And everybody has a extra fake account
At the Big Pink Smiley Mountain
Wear this shirt: because if you don’t, it might wind up in the laundry, and that might stir up some crazy ideas among your socks. This is the sort of thing that can incite a rebellion.
Don’t wear this shirt: with stockings. Wait, that actually sounds kinda hot. Forget we said anything.
This shirt tells the world: “Sock it to me!”
We call this color: Lemon-Scented Fabric Softener
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
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Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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