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The Last One

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 18 - Jul 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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HERE COMES THE FUNNY

First Place in Derby #278: Choose Your Own Art-venture with 325 votes!

Hooooooooooooooo boy is this shirt depressing. We get that it's a scathing depiction of a future marred by human-caused climate change, but we're supposed to be "wacky," and "funny" with these writeups, and this thing is a real crowd-killer.

I mean, Jesus. Looking at this thing for even a second makes me want to call my mom.

On the bright side of climate change, at least we won't have to worry about our private parts getting cold in the winter and… you know what, nevermind. We were going to make a shrinkage joke, but the stakes are just too high and look at his little face!

I'M SORRY I DROVE TO WORK TODAY INSTEAD OF BIKING, LITTLE BUDDY. I KNOW I DID THIS TO YOU. IT WAS ME, OK? IT WAS ME!

Wear this shirt: while figuring out a way to reverse climate change. Please.

Don't wear this shirt: after 2028 or you'll immediately sweat through it.

This shirt tells the world: "YOU MONSTERS!"

We call this color: White guilt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
15m 14.669s
First Sucker:
jsedwards25
Last Wooter to Woot:
loknessmonster

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Last One by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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