Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

The Newton Tree

by Anna-Maria Jung

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 11 - Jun 12
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Gravitree

And yet ol' Isaac got the knighthood. The world's so unfair.

Once there was a tree …

And she loved

Isaac Newton

very, very much

-even more

than

she loved

herself.

And Isaac Newton was indifferent to the tree.

And the tree was irritated.

Time went by, and Isaac Newton got older.

One day, Isaac Newton came to the tree and the tree said, “Come, Isaac, you’ve been working on this gravitation thing for ages. Let me show you something.”

And the tree dropped an apple on Isaac Newton’s head.

“Ow! Hey, you turd. That hurt.”

Isaac Newton was not happy.

The tree said, “I wanted to show you how gravity works.”

Isaac Newton was very frustrated.

“That hardly shows me HOW it works, you imbecile. I already KNOW stuff falls down. There’s a whole host of calculations at work when things drop, you useless pile of bark. That’s what I’m trying to figure out.”

The tree still had many apples left.

She was angry at Isaac Newton.

So she pummeled him repeatedly with fruit until he was bruised and he ran away.

“THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T GET INTO OXFORD!” She yelled as he fled.

Then Isaac Newton was gone.

And the tree was happy.

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 31.551s
First Sucker:
sparkyglass11
Last Wooter to Woot:
MamaGilbs

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

3%
4%
2%
1%
1%
3%
4%
4%
7%
5%
3%
6%
7%
6%
2%
4%
4%
5%
6%
6%
5%
6%
3%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

73%
7%
4%
4%
3%
4%
6%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. I Drill and I Fix Things
    $1500$3200
  2. Vintage Starship
    $1500$3200
  3. Sorry I'm Late
    $1500$3200
  4. Number One Father
    $1500$3200
The Newton Tree by Anna-Maria Jung
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.