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The Next Alphabetization

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 28
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2nd Place in Derby #518: The '90s with 174 votes!

A is for Android, he can not contract

B is for Bartender, also "Sister Act"

C is for Cube, the most simple effect

D is for Doctor, your heart she will wreck

E's for Engineer, he also likes reading

F is for Four Lights, which we were nearly seeing

G's for Gul Madrid, who also played Gorkon

H is for Holodeck, you can get your explore on

I's for "Inner Light" and it was all a dream

J's for Jean-Luc, seven seasons of keen

K is for Kitty! Nine lives but in space

L's for Locutus, with that stuff on his face

M's a Merry Man, although this one's not

N's Number One, aliens found him hot

O is for Oo-mox, rated R or above

P is for Prune Juice, which Klingons tend to love

Q is for Q, bet you guessed that already

R is for Risa, where Picard met his steady

S is for Standing, known as "Transporter Station"

T is for Tea, made Earl Grey nerd libations

U's for United, though that might not seem right

V is for Vulcan, their emotions held tight

W is for Weapon, of which you now see just one

X is for Xerox, you're stretchin' it here, son

Y is for Youth (but he's cool IRL)

And Z is for Zoom: All good things, fare ye well!

(This old-fashioned alphabet must now go away

To make room for an alphabet built on two J's

But at least there's a Pegg on which we hang our dreams

And then there's the old Blu-Ray if we miss the old scenes)

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

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  • 12% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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The Next Alphabetization by tgentry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.