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The Quick Brown Fox

by fablefire

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Fox You

1st place in Derby #93: Double Take Derby #5, with 961 votes!

Yes, we all know the story, but why? What brought us to this point? Has the dog always been lazy, or just misunderstood? A poor diet can lead to exhaustion, especially with age. Maybe the dog was just crying for help and no one could hear.

And then there’s the fox. Was the jump a rite of passage? Was it a desperate escape? Could it have been a set up? What if the dog was paid to be sleeping so as to better allow the fox access to the space on the other side of the dog? And what exactly WAS on the other side of the dog?

It’s shocking to think in a day and age when we know what happened during each and every second of young Darth Vader’s life (and thanks ever so much for your hard work on that vitally important project, Kevin J. Anderson and friends) we still don’t know a thing about this famous fox and dog. In fact, we don’t even know their genders! Are you listening, Marion Zimmer Bradley? Another sure-fire hit is waiting right here!

Wear this shirt: when you’re testing out a new keyboard.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your friends who are going to point out that the fox seems to be red. There are major, major licensing issues involved with using, well, that name. You big dummy.

This shirt tells the world: “That’s right. All the letters.”

We call this color: Quick Brown. It’s there in the title! It’s right there! You all aren’t even paying attention any more.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
wicksta
Last Wooter to Woot:
BluesTekk

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Quick Brown Fox by fablefire
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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