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The Shortcut

by Alex Solis

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 23 - May 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 23
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There’s an old joke

So there’s this clown, see. And he’s walking into the spooky woods with this little kid.

Actually, you know what? Never mind.

This is a character flaw of ours. We don’t always use good judgment about the proper time and venue for certain jokes. Once, we tried to lighten the mood at a funeral with one of our best drunken Irishmen jokes. How were we supposed to know the deceased had been killed in a shooting-under-the-influence accident at Rory O’Shanamacduggan’s skeet range?

Oh, and you know that joke about the penguin who takes his car to the shop? We told that one at a party only to find out the hostess was half penguin on her father’s side. That was bad news. Ah, regrets.

But not this time! We’re slamming the brakes on this particular joke right now. We aren’t always able to exercise that kind of restraint, but we’re almost always glad when we do.

Meet us out for drinks after work, though; we’ve got a ton of brand-new Tom Bosley material you’re going to find hilarious.

Wear this shirt: into the woods.

Don’t wear this shirt: to “Into the Woods.” It’s the legitimate theater; you should at least wear a shirt that buttons up.

This shirt tells the world: “Listen to them! Children of the night. What a freakin’ racket.”

We call this color: Black Is The Color and I Do Love a Scare

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 30.000s
First Sucker:
hesperus1979
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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The Shortcut by Alex Solis
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.