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The Sleep of Reason

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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Pipe Dreams

2nd place in Derby #130: Nightmares, with 737 votes!

“Mario! Mario, wake-a up! We gotta a job-a to do, you lazy grassone.”

“Huh? Wha? Oh, Luigi. It’s-a you. I had-a the strangest-a nightmare.”

“Well, that’s-a what you-a get for eating that whole-a pizza yourself. I was-a hoping for some-a leftovers, you know?”

“It was-a so REAL, though. There was this-a great big-a barrel throwing ape I was chasing up these-a steel girders one minute, and then I was in-a this vast kingdom of-a mushroom people helping them save their-a princess from some kind of turtle-dragon thing the next. There were hammers and stars and fire shot from my hands and there were pipes as far the eye could see and…”

“Whoa. Hey there, brother, calm-a down. You’re gettin’-a all worked up. It was-a just a dream, just like-a that time you-a dreamed about throwing-a vegetables at those little red guys with-a masks on.”

“I’m-a tellin’ you, Luigi, I was-a scared, but I felt-a so adventurous! I almost wish-a our lives were-a like that.”

“Well, I, for one, am glad you-a came back to-a reality, brother. We’ve-a got a septic-a system to fix in lower Brooklyn. Now, let’s-a go!”

Wear this shirt: if you dream in pixels.

Don’t wear this shirt: when traveling in Hyrule. They won’t get it.

This shirt tells the world: “Thank you, but the princess is in another dream scape.”

We call this color: The Street Of Dreams Is Paved In Asphalt

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

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  • 96% bought 1
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  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Sleep of Reason by rglee129
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