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The Trap

by kharmazero

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
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grandma's not looking so good

Hello, I am an old lady. I am an old lady and definitely not a wolf.

I have a walker and bifocals and a broad snout, because I am an old lady, and as I mentioned before, decidedly not a wolf.

I like to play bridge and knit and mark my territory, because - and I cannot stress this enough - I am an old lady, and very much not a wolf.

I have osteoporosis and arthritis and teeth designed to crush muskoxen bones because I am an old lady and continue to not be a wolf, which I think I mentioned earlier.

I have white hair and aged skin and many apocrine sweat glands on my face, back and toes because I am an old lady, and “old lady” is not synonymous with “wolf.”

Would you like some Werther’s Originals? I keep them in my massive purse, which is an old lady thing to do, and very much not the behavior of a wolf, because wolves prefer caribou and golly, I do not!

That sound you just heard was my elderly stomach growling and not the modulated nasal 150Hz howl of a wolf, which is not what I am, because how could I be? I am an old lady.

Thank you for taking the time to chat with me, an old lady. You were delicious. I mean gracious. I mean old lady.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
9m 46.772s
First Sucker:
csalo12
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter729564479

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Trap by kharmazero
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.