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They’re Magically Delicious!

by lucky1988

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 21 - Nov 22
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It’s Always The Ones You Least Expect

Unicorns: Magical horned creatures of sunshine and light. But under the sparkles and the flowing white mane, what dark secrets are they hiding?

I’ve been warning people for YEARS, I tell you. You simply can not trust something that puts on such a perfect front. Oh, sure, when the cameras are running, unicorns are just SO glorious, aren’t they? So whimsical and fancy-free. But the moment the spotlight is off, the darkness takes over.

Didn’t you hear about what happened to that herd of Pegasus? You don’t think it’s weird that a group of unicorns just happened to be in the area when it happened? No? Well, what about what happened to that nice Narwhal family? You think it’s just a coincidence they had their horns broken off when the police found them? Heh. And they call ME crazy.

And now this. Guess they just couldn’t see fit to share a rainbow or two with the leprechauns. Now do you believe me? Now do you see? They aren’t wonders at all! The unicorns are savage, feral beasts of fury who care about nothing but power, and will stop at NOTHING to stay at the top of the Mythical Creatures list.

Wear this shirt: at the end of the rainbow.

Don’t wear this shirt: into a bar on St. Patrick’s Day.

This shirt tells the world: “Never trust a big horn and a smile.”

We call this color: Unlucky Kelly Green

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 3% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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They’re Magically Delicious! by lucky1988
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.