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They’re too Short

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 17
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We like to think of it as a modern take on an old favorite.

3rd place in Derby #241: Double-Take Derby 16, with 659 votes!

Rexy, the short-armed T-Rex
Had some very tiny arms
But if you ever saw him
He would cause you bodily harm

All of the other dinos
Used to laugh and call him names
They never knew ol’ Rexy
Would chase them down and eat their brains

Then one muggy Friday eve
‘Fore the Paleogene
Rexy with his tiny arms
Ate them all like Lucky Charms

Then how the dinos feared him
As they shouted out with terror
Rexy the short-armed T-Rex
You have made us see our error!

Wear this shirt: To the Museum of Natural History.

Don’t wear this shirt: If your arms don’t make it out of the sleeves.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, I do still have dinosaur sheets on my bed. How’d you guess?”

We call this color: Tyrannosaurs slate any meat they could find.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.000s
First Sucker:
kkshields
Last Wooter to Woot:
justadog

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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They’re too Short by Radscoolian
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.