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Time To Come Inside Sparky!

by AnnaJo

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 24 - Nov 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

(Tiny Little Pooper-Scooper Not Pictured)

2nd place in Derby #64: Pets, with 627 votes!

Fireflies, lightning bugs, torch beetles, zap-fleas: whatever you call them, nobody can resist their cheery golden twinkles. Except maybe for the blind. And this little boy is evidently not blind. He’s so filled with wonder at these luminous marvels that he simply must have them for himself, possess them, tether them to him so they can never, ever fly away and take their beauty away from him. That’s, um, really magical, or something. Maybe “unsettling” is the word we’re looking for here.

This shirt was designed by: Derby entrant AnnaJo, who forgot the first rule of lightning-bug ownership: never, ever name them. They’ll just break your heart that much more.

Wear this shirt: instead of capturing real lightning bugs, tearing off their ends, and making morbid “jewelry” out of the glowing, dismembered chunks. Oh, come on, don’t pretend you never did that.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it turns out that fireflies are just as smart and emotional as humans. That’d be like wearing a t-shirt celebrating the Dred Scott decision.

This shirt tells the world: “When they were handing out ‘pests’, I thought they said ‘pets’.”

We call this color: Does The Alliance Even Have A Navy?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
tinkochu
Last Wooter to Woot:
braziljcb

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Time To Come Inside Sparky! by AnnaJo
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.