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Tis but a scratch

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 23 - Sep 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Wordy People

2rd Place in Derby #321: Text as Art, with 231 votes!

Gary, talk to me. Who we got cast on this thing?

"Yo, feel me out, bro. Alright, so, like, we're looking for someone to say the words, but who knows the words the best, you know?"

Um, I don't know. Who?

"The words themselves, bro. Think about it, it's like, let 'Tis but a scratch' say itself, you catching my drift?"

Not one bit.

"Okay, I'll start over, so like, who is an actor, right? A man to spout some words, right? But he doesn't define what they mean. The words define what the words mean, so to speak, understand?"

Are you saying there are no actors?

"Yeah, in the sense that I haven't cast anyone, but also in the cosmic sense too, right, you know, you feel me, got it?"

It smells smoky in here. But not like cigarettes. What is that?

"Nothing."

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.669s
First Sucker:
gog1968
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tis but a scratch by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.