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by jasneko

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
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2nd place in Derby #192: Woodcuts, with 817 votes!

Everybody knows that to get mice, you just stuff dirty cloth in a pile of wheat for about a month. And if you want to listen to The Scorpions, put a Toni Basil album between two copies of “Brick” by the Ben Folds Five. But if you want birds? Well, that’s going to be a little harder.

Because, although we know a lot about the world these days, we’re not completely sure what exactly the mixture of breeze and leaf makes the bird. And specific birds? Wow, just forget about that, because we’re a LONG way away from calling our shots. Maybe one day we can walk out to an oak with our electric fan and say “Oh! This will be a robin!” but right now, you’ll just have to take what you can get.

Don’t let it get you down, though. Hey, did you know that if you leave garbage next to water, you can grow a raccoon overnight? See how much fun true science can be?

Wear this shirt: while smoking in the rain. It’ll cover all the elements and you’ll turn into Captain Planet or something.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you turn into Captain Planet or something. To be a successful eco-hero, you’ve GOT to keep a secret identity, and that means you need a change of clothes so your enemies can’t track you.

This shirt tells the world: “Yeah, it’s sort of like Pokémon, really. Only more 15th Century.”

We call this color: Olive Those Birds With It Would Stop Being So Cold So They Could Fly Home For Summer

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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