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Tough to Please

by tjschaeffer

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 29 - Oct 31
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Questions or Concerns?

2nd place in Derby #255: Double-Take Derby 17, with 597 votes!

Ah, there we go! We're done! Can you believe it? Putting the finishing touches on our screenplay!

"Yeah, it certainly does feel great... sort of."

Sort of?

"Well, don't you worry, sometimes, that it'll... you know, wear out its welcome?"


"Well, the outcome we want is to make a fun and memorable comedy movie, right? But what if we went too far? What if we've just written a movie that will be remembered forever and ever? Except, as time goes on, its group of devoted fan will grow less and less diverse until it's comprised entirely of one very specific kind of person. And the whole no one ever forgetting about our movie part? That's only because this kind of person will REFUSE TO LET ANYONE FORGET ABOUT IT. Like, they're constantly quoting it with this false sense of superiority and lecturing people who don't worship it - you know, just forcing it down everyone's throat. And eventually, there'll be no way of having a neutral opinion; you'll either be one of these fanatics or you'll resent the movie. Like, even if you enjoyed it when you first saw it, the other side's crazy devotion has soured the whole thing, and now you need to double-back on your original opinion because you can't let THOSE people win. You know what I mean?"

I think you might be over thinking this, Terry.

"Yeah, you're probably right, Terry. Sorry I went so far overboard there."

Wear this shirt: when you're having yet another discussion with your friends about how BRITISH TELEVISION IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TELEVISION!

Don't wear this shirt: to an LOTR watching party! It's not the same line.

This shirt tells the world: nothing you haven't already told the world, repeatedly.

We call this color: silver, as in gray, as in old.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tough to Please by tjschaeffer
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.