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Trick Or Treat

by ThatRobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Well hello, Chris!

Little old to be trick-or-treating, aren’t you?

Why, I remember the first time you ever came to my house on Halloween! I said to myself, “That little Christopher is going to grow up to be such a handsome, productive, employed man!” Oh, well they say you can’t win ‘em all but I had hoped I’d win at least one. How are you?

...Not too talkative tonight, eh Chris? Well I can understand it, considering the reek of gin you’re emanating. Okay, I can see by your shirt you must be here for candy. Well I have both kinds: taffy in the orange wrapper, and taffy in the black wrapper. Which would you like?

“Turn off the porch light.”

What? Why would I turn off the light? I can clearly see your shirt there says “Trick or Treat.” Why, to turn off my porch light would defeat the purpose of your shirt entirely, for I would not be able to see the helpful instruction.

“Turn. Off. The. Light.”

Alright fine, but I don’t see what- Oh! Oh my! Oh no, Chris! Not like this! Don’t do this Chris! Noooooooo!

Animation of Glow In The Dark effect

Wear this shirt: To your office. All those fools will be laughing at your shirt which will actually be telling them to smell your feet!

Don’t wear this shirt: To meet the president in the dark.

This shirt tells the world: “The only thing adult about me is my shirt size.”

We call this color: Black Cat

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.000s
First Sucker:
voltylicious
Last Wooter to Woot:
waclaws4

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 37% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Trick Or Treat by ThatRobert
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.