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Trust Me!

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

There for a Reason.

1st place in Derby #288: Mad Science, with 387 votes!

You know those goofy warning signs you see everywhere that make you think to yourself, Why would they bother putting a "Do not place head in wood chipper" sticker on this thing? Those are there for a reason. Someone did that and thus necessitated a warning to cover the company's ass in the event of another moron following (law)suit.

Keep that in mind the next time your buddy has one of those "hold my beer" ideas and wants you to "just trust me, man, trust me." If it seems so stupid that you can't imagine a way out of it without an injury of some kind, trust your instincts.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.003s
First Sucker:
wootiewooterson
Last Wooter to Woot:
redshirtquin

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 20% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Trust Me! by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.