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Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 26 - May 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 25
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He Wasn’t A Doctor, But He Played One In Books

1st place in Derby #72: Book Titles Re-Interpreted, with 1421 votes!

The two fish soared, exultant, free. Free from their two-dimensional prison. A mad genius had given them life, and they were grateful. They would always miss the children. But now they looked real. Now they swirled in real waters, breathed through real gills, felt the startling surge of the sea against their own real scales. And they didn’t have to rhyme with anything except each other.

This shirt was designed by: Derby entrant ramyb, fishmonger to the stars.

Wear this shirt: to the afterlife. If Old Man Geisel gets wind of what we’re up to, he might haunt us.

Don’t wear this shirt: with your oversized red-and-white-striped plush stovepipe hat. Because you shouldn’t be wearing that stupid thing at all.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t tell fish stories, I read them.”

We call this color: Have A Snack With Mr. Black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue by ramyb
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.