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Types of Captains

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
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O Captain! My Captain!

1st Place in Derby #346: On The Grid, with 308 votes!

O Captain! My Captain! our ongoing mission is done;
The ship has weather'd every plot, the Romulan war is won;
The end is near, this show so dear, the proton torpedoes shot,
We've replicated a final meal, the tea so grey and hot:
But O light! light! light! light! 
Not five as they said,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Living a lifetime in his head.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the yells;
Rise up—for you the Union Jack is flung—for you the Ressikan flute trills;
For you energy ribbon'd wreaths—for you the Borg's a-coming;
For you they call, Locutus, their cyborg faces turning;
Here captain! dear Jean-Luc!
The pips beneath his head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've gone through again and again.
My Captain does not answer, the phaser set to kill;
Jean-Luc does not make it so, no impulse power nor will;
The ship is split, saucer and drive, its voyage closed and done;
From warp-10 trip, Galaxy-Class ship, seventeen-oh-one;
Exult, O spin-offs, and ring, O reboots!
But I, too old for new tricks,
Watch the show my Captain plies,
Streaming on Netflix.

 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 36.446s
First Sucker:
BlackShield
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Types of Captains by Radscoolian
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