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Unatomy

by Ben Pierce

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

A Dream Is A Lie Your Mind Tells

"Where's my shirt? That weird one? Oh, yeah, it's in the closet." Then he fell into and out of the infinite closet simultaneously. Somewhere down the hallway, a universe collapsed. This haunting grotesk strikes at us on a sub-civilized level. We'll never be the same.

This shirt was designed by: St. Louis artist, illustrator, shirt designer, and  "active b-boy/reformed graffiti artist" Ben Pierce. He's also a onetime teenage skatepunk and member of a breakdance troupe who works as creative director at a small publishing house, making him cooler than us in at least six different ways. Email him for further details.

Wear this shirt: to bed at night. It'll keep your dreams interesting and disturb home invaders into submission.

Don't wear this shirt: inside-out. Then nobody can see the design.

This shirt tells the world: "I prefer apparel that offers a surreal commentary on the human condition, and coordinates well with my brown corduroy blazer."

We call this color: Lucid Cream.




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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
wootAndTheWay
Last Wooter to Woot:
mythicunicorn87

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 14% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Unatomy by Ben Pierce
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.