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Unprepared

by CrescentDebris

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Heads Up

2nd place in Derby #89: Dinosaurs, with 923 votes!

Everyone gets on Chicken Little’s case for being an alarmist, but it’s not like she was totally crazy. The sky sometimes does fall. Look at what happened to the dinosaurs. The sky fell on them in a big, serious, mass-extinctifying way.

The fossil record shows us that birds are lizard-kin (they can do anythin’). You know, archaeopteryx and all that. That means that big, prehistoric dino-snuffing meteor basically landed on Ms. Little’s family. Imagine if that was you. Imagine if the sky fell and killed your (4,000,000)great-grandfather. And his father. And their sisters. And the sisters’ friends, and all their families and everyone they knew.

Wouldn’t you be a little paranoid about cosmic debris, too?

Wear this shirt: underneath your nicer shirts, and maybe it will absorb some of that anxious sweat you get every time you’re outside under open sky.

Don’t wear this shirt: wrapped around your head like a turban for additional protection against meteorites. It won’t help.

This shirt tells the world: “We’re doomed.”

We call this color: Nervous Navy.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s
First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
rkluender

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Unprepared by CrescentDebris
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.