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Unstealthiest Ninja: Party Time

by DoOomcat

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 29 - Jul 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 27
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Party Pooper

Who will ninja the ninjas?

Ninjas like the Unstealthiest Ninja put those of us who serve on the Commission of Ninjaiary Quality Control in a difficult position.

On the one hand, his antics serve to hurt our reputation. "You're in charge of assuring each ninja's competence," people say. "How do you expect to be taken seriously with a ninja like that wandering around, making a fool not just of himself, not just of you, but of all ninjas everywhere?" Those who voice these complaints are not wrong. The problem is exacerbated more by the fact that the quality most common to good ninjas is stealth. Thus, the Unstealthiest Ninja stands out not only for his idiocy but also due to the fact that the average person will never see a good ninja at work, because the trademark of a good ninja is cunning and stealth.

But then again, the other quality most associated with the ninja is decisiveness. A ninja isn't wishy-washy. A ninja doesn't get into the middle of a battle and then think, "wait, did I make the wrong decision here?" And so we, the Commission ot Ninjaiary Quality Control, find ourselves in an awkward position between two sub-par and certainly reputation-damaging options: allow the Unstealthiest Ninja to stay and appear incompetant ourselves; or dismiss him and risk seeming flighty. Either way, we don't come out looking great.

Really, there's only one thing we can hope for: that the Unstealthiest Ninja will take our criticism seriously and lay low for however long it takes to reaquaint himself with the art of being a ninja, an art he was once acquainted with when we first let him into our exclusive society.

Wait, what's that? Photos of a party have surfaced? They're all over the internet? It's bad? Well, crap.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Unstealthiest Ninja: Party Time by DoOomcat
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