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Urban Painter

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
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Damien Hirst Has A Really Big Toilet For When They Die

2nd place: Derby #58: Work, with 829 votes!

“Why is that guy fighting giant sky fish?” you might ask yourself at first glance. But look again, my friend, because those are wall fish, and that thirtieth level druid with a wand of defishening is actually a painter, hard at work.

Maybe you live in one of those cities where everyone is too hung up to paint giant fish all over the place. Maybe in your town somebody like this would be called a crazy eccentric. But you hop on the bus to Coolsville and you’ll be seeing fish everywhere. The bombers drop minnows, the taggers leave koi, and the mural painters use a combination of catfish and largemouth bass to explore the gentle balance between upper and lower class.

It’s all about fish these days. Get with it, man, get with it.

This shirt was designed by: kdeuce, who has not fully explained how that little guy got from the belly button to above the nipple without a visible ladder. Our theory is Pym particles. Do we get a no-prize, kdeuce?

Wear this shirt: on a cruise. If something goes wrong, the sharks will go for you first and your death will be quick, rather than the slow lingering death that thirst and starvation brings.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re about to trim your tiny well-sculpted beard. The little hairs will get stuck in the fabric and it will drive you crazy all day. Urgh, I itch just thinking about it.

This shirt tells the world: “Art, man. Whoa. It’s… just so… art, man.”

We call this color: Asphalt Water Aquarium

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Urban Painter by kdeuce
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.