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Villainous Victorian Velociraptor

by sokowa

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 22 - Dec 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 21
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Higgins, You Fool

1st place in Derby #128: Things That Start With The Letter V, with 926 votes!

“Nonsense, Pickering. A bet is a bet. Now, pay up.”

“You can’t be serious!”

“I am. You bet me that I couldn’t travel back in time, fetch a velociraptor, bring him to our era, and then teach him the ways of being a gentleman. As you can plainly see, he is wearing a top hat and monocle and riding a bicycle. Is that not the very definition of gentleman-like behavior? Why, he’s even got that nice little moustache.”

“That’s just the thing, Higgins! Don’t you see? Name one gentlemen that wears a moustache like that. Those who wax and curl their ‘stashes are criminals, Henry! Villains, even!”

“Now, now, Pickering. You’re not going to welch out on our wager based on the one ‘tying a young woman to the train tracks’ incident. After all, he could have eaten her right there on the spot. I call that progress.”

Wear this shirt: to the next meeting of the your Alternate History Fiction Club.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you can’t stop wondering how he got on that bike in the first place. It’ll only drive you mad.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s only a matter of time before someone releases Mansfield Jurassic Park.”

We call this color: Trasseno Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
ryano1124
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter584203513

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Villainous Victorian Velociraptor by sokowa
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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