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Vincent’s Alternative

by theinfinityloop

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

That’s Like Hypnotizing Chickens

Who you callin’ Van Ho, little Dutch boy? Don’t you know I carry a razor?

Jackie? Hi, it’s Rachel. Oh, fine, fine, I just thought I’d chat. Little Vincent’s at school and you know how Big Vinnie gets this time of day. He’s off with his buddy Paul at the bar doing God knows what. I guess can’t can’t complain, his paintings are selling so well. Say, Jackie, you’ll get a kick out of this. Just last night, Vinnie and I were talking about how we got together… right, about the eye he gave me after he and Paul… right. Anyway, we started playing “What If” and oh, it was just the funniest thing! I mean, imagine if he had cut off his nose, or shaved his head or… oh, Jackie, his ear? Why, that’s disgusting! I certainly wouldn’t have married a man who cut off his ear. And Paul, why, I’m certain he would have just left the country entirely. Oh, Jackie, let’s not even think about that. I’m sorry I even brought it up now. Brrrr. Who would have wanted to buy a painting from some freak with a cut up ear? I mean, while he was alive. Okay, Jackie, I should go as well. Nice talking to you too, dear. Bye bye.

Wear this shirt: because after theinfinityloop dies, it’s gonna skyrocket in value. No kidding. All the experts say so.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re doing your impersonation of a thing you tie horses to. Because then you’ll be a post impressionist and it won’t be STOP BOOING ME I WORKED HARD ON THAT JOKE WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO EVERYONE ALL OF THE TIME

This shirt tells the world: “Guard this object carefully.”

We call this color: “Trinquetaille Bridge”. It’s the only thing we found when we searched “Van Gogh” and “Asphalt” together. Look it up, it’s quite nice.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 16.000s
First Sucker:
lrewis2030
Last Wooter to Woot:
DashBargain

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Vincent’s Alternative by theinfinityloop
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