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When Asteroids Strike

by Aled Lewis

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 19
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Tell My Wife I Love Her Very – oof -

Four O’Clock! Rock!

“What’s this, daddy?”

“This is a very special place, sweetheart. This is the Hall of the Unknown Second Man.”

“What’s a Second Man, daddy?”

“A Second Man is a hero, honey. He’s that guy that stands between the time you’ve never played before and the moment you’re scared you don’t have another quarter. A Second Man is the one who rescues your Galaga fighter. A Second Man is the one who starts the next level after you missed a tiny bit of a Tempest spike. A Second Man is your chance to pick up that gear your first man dropped when he got caught in a trap.”

“Who’s that, daddy?”

“That’s a statue of a great man, sweetie. He gave his life so his ship could kill an alien at the top of the screen.”

“Why?”

“Because that alien ship made an irritating noise.”

“Did he get points, daddy?”

“Yes, he did, sweetie. Yes, he did.”

Wear this shirt: if you need a little space.

Don’t wear this shirt: between Mars and Jupiter. It’s bad luck.

This shirt tells the world: “Armageddon one’a dese!”

We call this color: Charlie, If You Hear Anything That Sounds Like “Beware, I Live”, You Fire Those Afterburners And You Don’t Look Black

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.000s
First Sucker:
roblesjesse
Last Wooter to Woot:
demoser

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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When Asteroids Strike by Aled Lewis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.