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When Penguins Bribe Polar Bears

by JamesCho84

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
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Headed South For The Winter

First Place in Derby #21, with 675 votes!

Welcome to Antarctic Sensations Resorts, sir! I trust your trip down wasn’t too uncomfortable? Allow me to help you out of your coat. No? Rather keep it on? Certainly, sir; as you wish. Your comfort is our top priority here, rivaled only by our desire not to be torn to shreds, eaten, metabolized and excreted as polar bear poop. Care for a cool beverage?

Percy, waddle off and find a refreshment for our ursine friend, would you? Paula, Pedro, fetch one of our widescreen entertainment monitors. And call a fourteen-man lounge support team in from the staff berg—Mr. LeBear will want to cool his heels after his trip across the hot latitudes.

And Pedro—make sure they’re all in tuxedos! Antarctic Sensations is a classy place.

This shirt was designed by: JamesCho84, the latest and stablest of all the JamesCho systems, combining the user-friendliness of JamesCho17 with the connectivity of the JamesCho70 series.

Wear this shirt: to subtly critique the classist corporate power structure. Or if you just like penguins.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your marine biology class, unless you want to get an earful about how these species don’t share the same habitat. Yeah, thanks, teach. You’re a regular Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. You know what else? We heard the Malayan sun bear is the only member of the family Ursidae known to use a fun straw in the wild! Sheesh.

This shirt tells the world: “Things go better with a team of penguin minions”

We call this color: Black And White And Asphalt All Over

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  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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When Penguins Bribe Polar Bears by JamesCho84
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