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Wishful Thinking

by PixelPants

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
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The Missing Link

1st place in Derby #264: Your Third and Final Wish, with 696 votes!

You know how a Shirt.Woot design will come along that reminds you of a funny video you had seen the week before, and you want to come up with some excuse to bring the two together but don't have a very valid reason to? We've all been there, right? Like how this shirt conjures this funny video to mind?

Now, we could go the simple way of writing some scene which culminates in the video or something like that, but that's too easy. Too played. Dunnzo. It would be much more "edgy" and "avant-garde" to just link repeatedly to the video. For indeed, it is only in the repeated re-watching of this video that its true merits can be fully digested.

Links are fun! Everybody loves links. It's like getting an unexpected package at your doorstep -- what might it contain? Who knows what lies on the other end of this link. Or this link! And imagine the unexplored reaches of the human experience that will be illuminated by whatever is behind this link!

If you think T-Rexes are cool, click here! Click here to learn the weird secret to losing belly fat if you are a T-Rex! Click here to unsubscribe from similarly insipid Shirt.Woot writeups. Gotcha!

All right, though. Seriously this time. Watching that video over and over was fun and all, but there's a different one we'd really like you to watch and it's right here.

Wear this shirt: to cover up your atrophied excuses for limbs.

Don't wear this shirt: sleeveless.

This shirt tells the world: "Evolution is the cruelest god of them all."

We call this color: Kelly, Green. Green, this is Kelly. Kelly and I know each other through work. I met Green last year at…wait, no. How did we meet, again? Oh well we've been friends for awhile and he's just great. I think you two will really get along. I'm going to go grab a deviled egg.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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  • 97% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 19% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Wishful Thinking by PixelPants
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.