Wok Signal

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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The Crosswalk Strikes Back

“Freeze, rebel scum! Drop those plans immediately or OOPS! Hold your wamp rats, TK-80085. Don’t want to cross against the light now, do we?”

“Are you serious, TK-7734?! He’s got the secret plans for the superweapon! We’ve got to blast him and…”

“Negative, TK-80085. Imperial law CLEARLY states that one must only cross at the designated crosswalk AND when signaled to do so. If we cross now, we’ll be just as bad as that Rebel.”

“BUT HE’S GETTING AWAY! Look at him! He’s stopped to look at us now! He’s… he’s taunting us with a rude gesture! I’m just going to blast him anyway.”

“STAND DOWN. Imperial law ALSO states you can not fire a blaster weapon into traffic.”

“Oh, come on!”

“Look, TK-80085, in case you haven’t noticed, we live in an Empire. An Empire governed by certain laws to help control and pacify its citizenry. Those laws aren’t to be broken by the likes of you and me. Only dark emperors and their apprentices get to go around blasting and choking whoever they want. Are YOU an emperor or an apprentice?”

“Sigh. No, sir.”

“I didn’t think so. Now, press that button there and let’s try to exercise a little patience.”

Wear this shirt: while watching The Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle Of Endor.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you still wish Lucas had gone with Kashyyyk and Wookiees rather than Ewoks and Endor.

This shirt tells the world: “Ewok, don’t run.”

We call this color: Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully ARMED And OPERATIONAL Black T-Shirt!

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 5.000s

First Sucker:: dreamaster

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 5.000s

First Sucker:: dreamaster

Last Wooter to Woot:: thatrobert

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
24% one year old
64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	6%	2%	2%	1%	2%	2%	3%	6%	5%	6%	5%	4%	4%	7%	5%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	4%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
84%	7%	2%	2%	2%	2%	1%

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