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World Domination for Cats

by Tobe Fonseca

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 27 - Oct 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I Can Haz World?

2nd place in Derby #256: Lost in a Good Book, with 650 votes!

World domination for cats, in 6 simple steps:

1. Find an established tee-shirt website and send spies to infiltrate it.

2. Quietly overthrow those in charge and take control of said tee-shirt website for yourself.

3. Use the tee-shirts to get the cat image out there. Make sure that you aren't being too obvious. For example, don't just run a bunch of cat tee-shirts. No, instead, hold "contests" in which cat shirts just happen to win.

4. Do a penguin shirt every now and then to throw the feds off your trail.

5. ???

6. Dominate!

Wear this shirt: all day, every day! And that's our honest opinion here at Shirt.Woot, not just something we're being forced to say by our feline overlords! Because there are no feline overlords!

Don't wear this shirt: while forming a rescue party to free the imprisoned employees of your favorite e-commerce website. Hypothetically speaking. It's not like YOU NEED TO DO THAT FOR US!

This shirt tells the world: "Cats are so silly! Almost as silly as baking a nail file into a cake and sending it to some wacky copywriters!"

We call this color: when life gives you a lemon, YOU SQUEEZE IT IN THE EYES OF YOUR CAPTOR AND YOU RUN AND YOU DON'T LOOK BACK, UNDERSTAND?!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.990s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
rhondacooper100

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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World Domination for Cats by Tobe Fonseca
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.