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Wrestling Taxonomy

by Andy Pitts

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 22 - Oct 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 21
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Wrestling? What do you mean, wrestling?

I thought this was the Kama Sutra.

You’re telling me these are wrestling moves? Aw, man. That’s weak. I thought this was an erotic encyclopedia of lust on my chest. It’s not the same if it’s just some animals roughhousing with people. I’m not as into that.

Well, I mean I’ve heard those moves have weird names too, like “Cobra Dances with Monkey” or “Flying Lotus Bomb” or “Cup the Bodhisattvas” or whatever; I figured I would wear this and women would be flocking to me all intrigued by my sexual prowess and lusty cunning.

As it turns out, they’re just continuing to ignore me for being a cartoon-swaddled buffoon barking out sexually graphic pick-up lines.

Wear this shirt: THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! AS MANEATER MILDRED TAKES ON SLAPSHOT MAGOO IN A NO HOLDS BARRED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

Don’t wear this shirt: To an actual wrestling match. The Greco-Roman kind. Those people are tough.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m pretty sure we could invent sexual positions but keep these names.”

We call this color: It says this move is called ‘Dance of the Silverfish.’

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
stryper2000
Last Wooter to Woot:
Nirahjah

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Wrestling Taxonomy by Andy Pitts
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.